Husband went to abroad for 15 days.
Wife: darling its 15 days now. When will u come back? I am half-dead.
Husband: "half-dead"! Ok then i will come after 15 days.
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A hen laid an egg on Ind-Pak border.Both of dem fought 4d egg.Finally Ind said,whoever kisses more women in othr country wins d egg.Pak agreed.Indians went 2 pak &kissed 10000 women & came back.pak wer excited !.They said "its our turn".India said "keep the egg with u".
Jai Hind. India rocks!
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BOY: Mujhse shaadi karogi..
GIRL: Kyaaa??
BOY: Achhi film hai Naa..
GIRL: Kutte K Bachhe..
BOY: Wat??
GIRL: Kitne cute hote hai na
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